Friday, April 15, 2016

An Astrological Reading Based On Pop Music

This took a lot of formatting...

Who doesn't love a good playlist? Probably Donald Trump, that's who. 

To prepare for the upcoming Mercury in retrograde, I've made 12 playlist (!!!!) based around each zodiac sign's prevailing traits. While I am very passionate about astrology, of course I can't know the ins and outs of a person based on just their birthday. However, the music is quite good and I'm a double Pisces so I know these things. 

Here you go! The prevailing traits are being taken from astrology websites and are not my personal opinion. I've also included some amazing people in pop that you may share your sign with!


Because rams climb mountains...

Prevailing Traits: Determined, courageous, impulsive, aggressive, honest
Fellow Rams: Lady Gaga, Leona Lewis, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Jessie J, Ronika, Queen Of Hearts


             Because if you were wrapped in red, a bull would likely attack you...

Prevailing Traits: Reliable, patient, stubborn, devoted, responsible, uncompromising
Fellow Bulls: Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Lily Allen, Little Boots, Foxes, Giorgio Moroder, Katy B, Jessie Ware


 Because this is a very good song by a man calling himself Gemini...

Prevailing Traits: Affectionate, curious, nervous, indecisive, adaptable, spontaneous, free-spirited
Fellow Twins: Kylie Minogue, Azealia Banks, Iggy Azalea, Lana Del Rey, Troye Sivan, Say Lou Lou


Because if you were a crab, it probably would not let go...

Prevailing Traits: Imaginative, emotional, sympathetic, loyal, insecure, moody, private
Fellow Crabs: Sky Ferreira, Solange, Ladyhawke, Nicole Scherzinger, Cheryl, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Olly Alexander from Years & Years, Neil Tennant from Pet Shop Boys


 Because Lion Babe looks like she actually has a lion's mane...

Prevailing Traits: Passionate, self-centered, arrogant, cheerful, humorous, generous, lazy, attention-seeking
Fellow Lions: Charli XCX, Madonna, Kelis, Allie X, Demi Lovato, Jennifer Lopez, Dua Lipa, Noonie Bao, Ace Wilder, Teddy Sinclair (Natalia Kills), Cher Lloyd


 Because you would assume virgins have pure shores...

Prevailing Traits: Analytical, loyal, hardworking, critical, shy, serious, polite, practical
Fellow Virginal Spirits: Beyoncé, Robyn, Florence Welch, Amy Winehouse, Erik Hassle, Mark Ronson, Tegan & Sara, Tom Aspaul, Bebe Rexha, Stuart Price, Nick Jonas


 Because scales would go back and forth before reaching a balance...

Prevailing Traits: Gracious, social, diplomatic, seeks justice, indecisive, non-confrontational, non-conforming, peaceful
Fellow Scales: Marina & The Diamonds, Gwen Stefani, Nicola Roberts, Hilary Duff, Frankmusik, Santigold, Betty Who, Elliphant, Halsey, Jess Glynne


 Because you would not want to deal with a scorpion's sting...

Prevailing Traits: Dark, resourceful, passionate, jealous, distrusting, secretive, destructive, steadfast, brave
Fellow Scorpions: Tove Lo, Annie, Katy Perry, Martina from Dragonette, Carly Rae Jepsen, MNEK, Tove Styrke, Lorde, Janelle Monae, Josef Salvat, Fleur East



Because an archer would likely have the dexterity to shoot you down...

Prevailing Traits: Idealistic, funny, eager, energetic, impatient, unaware
Fellow Centaur Archers: Britney Spears, Nelly Furtado, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Rita Ora, Miley Cyrus, Sia, Zara Larsson, Hailee Steinfeld


 Because a shark in the water would probably find a sea goat delicious...

Prevailing Traits: Disciplined, managerial, smart, hard-working, condescending, pessimistic, greedy, quality-loving
Fellow Sea Goats: Florrie, Ellie Goulding, Zayn, The Veronicas, Kiesza, Ella Henderson, Calvin Harris, Pixie Lott


Because the water likely gave water bearers a life-long occupation...

Prevailing Traits: Original, independent, unexpressive, aloof, temperamental, trusting, restless, progressive
Fellow Water Bearers: Will Young, Bonnie McKee, Kerli, Harry Styles, Tinashe, Robbie Williams, Kelly Rowland, Becky Hill, The Weeknd


Because some fish would probably enjoy warm waters to swim in...

Prevailing Traits: Intuitive, emotional, creative, fearful, sad, too trusting, idealistic, hopelessly romantic, unrealistic, introspective, self-pitying, gentle
Fellow Fish: Rihanna, Kesha, La Roux, Justin Bieber, Grimes, Max Martin

Let me know what sign you are and if you agree with the playlists! Good Luck with the Retrograde!

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